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Curveball, Pt 3

October 15, 2017

‘You like my ass.’

Even absent the upward inflection, Travis felt compelled to mumble in the affirmative.

‘My big…FAT…ass.’

A pause. ‘Yes.’

‘You paused.’

Amy had managed to denude Travis to a state equal to hers, but they remained in her living room apart from that. Miles Davis ‘So What’ played softly on Amy’s stereo while she rested on her haunches and sucked on Travis’ scrotum, one ball at a time.

‘I meant no disrespect.’

‘Ever the gentleman. Wanna fuck it?’

Scrotum-seize – this, after only a few minutes since his first orgasm.

‘Look…Amy,’ Travis began, attempting to still her by gripping her head…

‘…mmm…harder…’ which Amy most certainly did with her mouth.

‘No, I…aaah…please…’

Amy looked up at Travis with incredibly endearing puppy eyes. Too irresistible!

‘Come. Let’s sit on the couch,’ Amy said, taking Travis’ hand.

‘Look…I like you,’ Travis stammered, searching for the right words while trying to still his pounding heart.

‘My curves? My passion? My, erm…enthusiasm?’ Amy’s smile was devilishly disarming.

‘Yes, but…I mean…are you always like this? I mean, so early in the game?’

‘Huh,’ Amy replied, with eyes cast downward. ‘Normally guys would leap at the opportunity to fuck around, no strings…I dunno. Maybe it IS me.’

‘No, no – you’re fine…you’re hot,’ Travis said, taking Amy’s hand while trying not to stare at her 42DD’s with sand dollar aureolas and hard, button-sized nipples. Her mocha complexion covered her entire body, and Travis was definitely having a hard time focusing.

‘So is there a problem? You like me… you’re obviously turned on…ohhh…maybe you’ve never been with a nympho before…’

‘A…what? No… I mean, yes… I don’t know…the point is…’

‘Maybe you need a little more time to think about this.’

Amy’s final words echoed in his head as Travis sat, now in his window-fogged car, just outside her apartment.


After slightly less than fifteen minutes, Travis hit ‘redial’ on his cell.


Copyright 2017 M2B

Curveball, Pt 2

October 15, 2017

Travis had no expectations for his date as he arrived on Amy’s doorstep. Her cheery ‘hello’ when she buzzed him in via the intercom had given nothing away. They’d talked about simply moving coffee to a more intimate locale; Starbucks was always so noisy. They could barely hear each other half the time, and it was always busy.

‘Well, hey,’ Amy said after opening the door.

Travis gulped. ‘Uhhh…hi…?’

Instead of her usual jeans and a tee, Amy was sporting a completely see-through teddy – the parts that covered her, at any rate – which wasn’t much. The upper part featured holes where her nipples and aureolas were, and the crotch exposed her freshly denuded cunny.

‘You, umm…shave.’ Smooth, Trav – ‘real’ smooth.

‘It’s not just for underarms,’ Amy smiled mischievously. ‘C’mon in and take your clothes off. If you’d like.’

Cautiously, Travis entered Amy’s apartment. She’d lowered the lights and several candles burned in strategic locations.

‘Atmosphere in the spirit of All Hallows,’ Amy said, wrapping her arms around Travis’ waist from behind. ‘You seem…surprised.’

‘I…err…I’m just a little…this wasn’t exactly what I was expecting.’

‘Desperate? Too eager? Like I’m throwing myself at you or something?’ Amy had released her grip.

‘No…it’s not that. I…’ Travis stammered, turning. Amy was now completely naked; her teddy at their feet.

‘Maybe you think it’s cos of my size,’ Amy said, going on her knees. ‘Maybe you’re not attracted,’ she said, unzipping Travis’ jeans. ‘Whup – cancel that thought. May I, Sir?’

Travis’ hard and throbbing cock, followed by his load, emptied down Amy’s throat before he had a chance to say ‘Hallowe’en apples!’


Copyright 2017 M2B

Curveball, Pt 1

October 15, 2017

‘I’m tellin’ ya, man – fat chicks. Consider it.’

Zack had obviously had one beer too many – but it only slurred his speech; hadn’t slowed his misogyny one syllable.

Travis was halfway through his pint, pretending to take interest in his best friend’s tales of sexual prowess while secretly nursing his own thoughts on the matter.

‘You’re seeing her again? What’d you say her name was?’

Zack motioned the bartender with two fingers.

‘Amy,’ Travis said, taking another swallow. ‘No – no more for me. I want to be…sober. More sober.’

‘Hawww!’ Zack laughed. ‘Don’t want your libido dampened by suds – I get it. But, as I was saying, I met this one chick – momma! Huge udders…ginormous booty! Not normally my thing, man, but – boy could she smother!’

‘Yeah, yeah…Amy’s…nice…curvy, too…’ Travis was focusing on his empty glass.

‘You’re getting some, right? Thanks, mate!’ Zack said when the barkeep placed two more pints in front of the two friends.

‘No, I…’ Travis began. O well. ‘It’s our 3rd…maybe 4th date…she invited me over this time…’ he continued, taking another sip. For courage.

‘Sounds promising! I want all the details – and if she doesn’t work out…’ Zack wriggled his eyebrows as he quaffed half his pint in a couple gulps.

‘Two words: B..B…W…’

Zack was way gone. Hopefully the bartender would call him a cab.

‘Yeah, yeah…catch ya…’

As Travis bade him farewell, Zack called out. When Travis turned, Zack was miming an hourglass shape – followed by a masturbating motion.

Classy to the last drop, Travis thought, smiling.


Copyright 2017 M2B

Roleplay (outside of the ‘comfort zone’)

February 3, 2017

We meet as strangers
In a dark and smellydamp alley

‘Daddy,’ you say but before you’re
Able to utter another syllable I
Press my index to your lips

‘Shhh, bebe: this is ‘role play’,
Remember? Now, unbutton that
Trench coat…I want to see just
Exactly what ima ‘about to defile
Before so doing’

And, though you’re shivering
You do as asked, revealing
Your recently pierced nipples
I take my hard cock out of my

Pants and begin stroking, just
Admiring you and I can see that
You’re blushing which, naturally
Makes me throb all the more

‘Take it…hold it…squeeze…’ I
Command and you comply
You’re emitting short little gasps
While I begin caressing your
Shoulders, allowing the coat

To drop at your feet…pressing
You back against the cold, hard
Brick your shivering intensifies
Cock is now against your slick
And swollen mound as I lock

My mouth on yours ‘you’re
Mine,’ I snarl, attempting to
Strike fear in you and I think
It’s effective ‘Daddy…’ you
Repeat, breaking from the

Game but I’ll allow it ‘yes, bebe’
I reply ‘ru gonna fuck my cunt
Or asshole’ you ask around my
Tongue I’m squeezing your tits
Now and you’ve positioned my

Cock under your quim ‘maybe
Both – if you’re lucky…and we
Aren’t caught and arrested by
The police…’ you moan, this
Time out of fear or anxiety, I

Suspect ‘turn around,’ I say
And, parting your cheeks, I
Slide inside your pre-greased
Asshole ‘Yesss!’ You exclaim
‘Fuck me…please, Daa…’ ‘uhh..
Uhh…’ I admonish but not too

Sternly: I am rather distracted
Now at the feel of your poop
Chute…your face smushed
Against the cold brick along
With your naked tits and it’s

Not long before your bumhole
Is fully anointed …pulling out I
Slide straight up your cheeks
And then, turning you around
Roughly I lift you and you wrap

Your legs over my hips whereupon
Cock slips inside cunt and my
Reaming continues ‘who’s a
Slut?’ I snarl ‘I am, Daddy’

‘Who owns you’ ‘you do, Daa’

Who knows where it comes
From but I fill you, again and
Once we finally disentangle I
Collect your trench coat and

When you’re securely ensconced
Once again, we walk, hand in
Hand back to the car…

‘Ice cream?’ I ask as we buckle
In ‘yes, Daddy!’ And we’re off
To rejoin the outside world once
More – however temporarily


Tutti Fruity (o Daddy)
Copyright 2017 M2B

*disclaimer: this is a work of fiction; all parties are at the age of consent

Elust #59: Back in the Saddle!

June 16, 2014

Photo courtesy of Frisky in the 916

Welcome to Elust #59

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~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Considering Cocks
I Love Interrogation, or Diabolical Genius
Yes all Women but Not All Men Rant


~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

I Kissed A Girl (& Her Man) And I Liked It

10 Things No One Warns You About Nonmonogamy


~ Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

*You really should consider adding your popular posts here too*

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Sex News,Opinion, Interviews, Politics & Humor

Trigger Warnings from a Girl with PTSD
To Cheat or Not To Cheat
Why Trigger Warnings Are Important
On women in the world
Pillow Talk Secrets — We Have Lift Off!

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Daddy doesn’t want to have sex with a virgin
Female Masturbation…Healthy, Not Sinful.
Partner Play – Dealing with Dildophobia
Tired Of Being Alone Some Relationship Advice
On Hang Ups
How to (almost) pick up women
Sex Smell

Erotic Fiction

Dark Fantasy
Exhibit ‘O’, Pt. 1
Her cock vs his cock
The Leopard Girl
Excerpt Two from “Legacy of Desire and Blood”
The Bachelor’s Prayer
Behind the bar

Writing About Writing

I’m Sheri and I Have a Shitty Author Persona

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish

Navigating The Waters of BDSM
Kink’s transgressions: breaking the rules
Edges, Limits and Boundaries
Feminist Beliefs vs Bedroom Preferences—help!
No Stupid (Kink) Questions: Identification
CollarMe – Return to Sender


Facebook Fixation – a Lusty Limerick

Erotic Non-Fiction

A Pain From Long Ago
I Just Need to Fuck You!
Meet the Amazon
When I Am Laid in Earth
The Night Club


Yes, the G-Spot is Real

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e[lust] Fifty: yo.

September 15, 2013

mia Photo courtesy of Down the Rabbit Hole

Welcome to e[lust] – The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at e[lust]. Want to be included in e[lust] #51? Start with the newly updated rules, come back October 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

When the sex isn’t great

The Least You Can Do

I don’t know how to dominate

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~


Why I Need Him There.

~ Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

First lesbian love

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Erotic Non-Fiction

Dressing Up for Master
2 nights of great sex – Monday
Marking My Body
Let’s Get It On
Better Lucky Than Good
starry night
Master’s Filthy Whore
Eat Dust
We Made a Sex Tape
Incapable of Thinking
Spank Bank

Erotic Fiction

Hickory, dickory, dock…
Oatmeal and Almost Orgasms
Classroom Adventure
The Inspection
The Hood
Opportunity Knocks
Little Red
Remember Me
Scorched Flesh
Lolita Twenty-Thirteen, Part Eight
So Easily Bruised
Under the Desk

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

The Q&A’s of Stainless Steel Sex Toys
Triggers and PTSD
Palate Cleanser
Relationships: Is a sexless marriage normal?
Why Premature Ejaculation is Hot
Casual Encounters on trains and at stations
I wouldn’t really class a client as a lover


Introducing Me
Why Bad Sex Toy Reviews Are Important
You never know who you’re going to meet.


I want. . .
The Grand Old Duke of York …

Sex News, Opinion, Interviews, Politics & Humor

Penis Truths

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish

Strap-on Sex & Empowerment
Never Thought
Two Cocks, One Mouth, One Excited Jade
Aural Sex
Why I Stay Silent
Sub in Space
Hotter Sex Through Intellect
Nazisploitation and how it relates to BDSM
Service and Ritual
No Stupid (Kink) Questions: Episode 18 – SSC
Kink of the week: Exhibitionism
Pegging: Fun for men, awesome for women


Lolita Twenty-Thirteen, Part 8

September 7, 2013

Copyright 2013 M2B


‘You stuffed him WHERE?’

‘In the trunk.’

‘Well, that explains why you insisted on putting our bags in the back seat.’


‘How’s he gonna breathe?’

Cassie smiled, manoeuvring around a truck to pass it as she and daphne sped in Cassie’s car toward the University

‘You didn’t seem quite as concerned about that when you first brought him home. Stealing my car in the process.’

daph paused, gripping her seat rest when cassie zoomed around another vehicle.

‘Crazy bitch driver! Ayeee! I SHOULD be behind the wheel!’

‘I don’t think so.’

‘One more turn like that and I’ll BE behind the wheel, but not intentionally.’


‘He’s fine. I left him with the rest of the tequila…I mean, he’s got liquid and…’

‘Where’d you get…you stole Papi’s booze?’

‘We’d almost finished it anyway. Big whup.’

‘Apart from the fact that you’re not old enough to drink…’

‘Nor are you…’

‘ANYWAY. You think he’s ok back there?’

‘Geeze you’re a fussy britches! Ok, already…we can check, if you’d like.’

‘I think that’d be best. He IS my Master, after all.’

‘*snort*. Yeah. Ok, daph. What EVER.’

Pulling off the highway, cassie found a quiet side street and parked. Both girls exited the car, and cassie popped the trunk.

Alex blinked up at them, squinting.

‘Hey. You ok in there.’ cassie winked and smiled, having echoed what she’d asked him earlier.

Alex only smiled with his eyes. Or it LOOKED like a smile. At any rate.

daph rocked on the balls of her feet.

‘Nice use of…MY cuffs.’

She sounded both impressed and chuffed.

‘I thought so.’

cassie didn’t take the bait.

‘Ball gag a bit much?’

‘Ya think?’

‘Might’ve given him something…else to wear…are those my panties?’

‘We were in a hurry?’

‘Not so much of a hurry to find…MY fave bra!’

‘But he looked so GOOD in it!’

‘Nice rope work on his ankles. How’d you manage…?’

‘…he was drunk?’

‘Would have to have been. Pissed to the gills, I’d say…did he wet himself?’

‘Looks like…no, wait.’

cassie pulled Alex’s panties down.

‘Nope. Cum.’

‘Eww! My poor panties…he’s still hard, though. Wanna see if…?’

cassie’s eyes widened at her sister, then back at Alex’s stiff cock.


Yeah, THAT was playing it cool. MmmHmm…

daph’s smile was a wry one.

‘You know.’

cassie’s quim started twitching at the very thought of uttering the words.

‘Suck? Fuck? He’s not in a very comfortable position to do either, really.’

‘Let’s take him over to the grass under those trees, then.’

NOW cassie’s clit was humming!

‘But…what if someone sees us?’

‘Shh! No one’s around…we’ll be fine!’ daph exclaimed. ‘C’mon…grab his legs!’

Heaving Alex out of the trunk, it was a wonder he was still unconscious – assuming he was, that is. Once on the grass, daph slipped up her skirt to reveal her undie-less state.

‘What? Alex is already my fave panties!’ daph said when cassie stared at her sister’s gradual denudement. ‘You waiting for Christmas? Dibs!’

Climbing over Alex’s groin and raising his cock upright, daph sighed as his mushroom head slipped in followed by shaft. She began rocking and pinching her nips as cassie also stripped down. Pausing to consider, she decided to see if Alex’s tongue was in any whys useable. Nestling over his face, cassie gyrated and pulled her lips apart.


‘Wha…something….aah…wrong, sis?’ daph asked, her cheeks slapping against Alex’s balls and his cock straight up her slit.

‘MY end doesn’t seem to be working so good.’

‘Luck of…thaaaaa…drawwwwww…sissy…’


But no matter how much she gyrated on Alex’s face…nuttin’. Nada. No cigar; no tongue.


The same could not be said of daphne.

‘Aww…did he? Did YOU?’

Pausing in the suspended animation of ‘le petit mort’, daph’s eyes were closed.

‘I did…

Don’t think he did, though,’ Daphne said, climbing off Alex’s still hard cock and letting it slap against his torso.

‘I want!’ Shoving daph aside, cassie hopped on, backwards, Alex’s now sisterly-slick cock. Bouncing up and down, what really turned cassie on was watching daphne play with her nipples as she watched Alex’s cock sliding in and out of her sister’s cunt. As cassie’s gyrations increased, daph slipped a finger inside her own quim. Soon she was matching the number of times cassie humped Alex with her index finger until…


‘Think I got some,’ cassie exclaimed, gripping her tits as she pumped a few extra times.

‘Did not! Let’s see!’ daph was unimpressed.

‘Ha. Looks like MY juices, sis…’

‘Well, you’d know. Wouldn’t you. Maybe we should continue on our way?’

‘Yeah. I guess.’

‘C’mon. Let’s bundle up ‘The Dom’ and get moving…’